But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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