Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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