What did we do last night that was yellow?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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