Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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