Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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