Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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