he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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