The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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