What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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