508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
BRING THE BAGELS
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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