i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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