Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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