If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
