He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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