HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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