no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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