I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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