David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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