Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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