when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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