What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So many bounce houses so little time
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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