So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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