one might say we're banned from that church
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
3pm strippers are depressing
I will be naked everywhere
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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