S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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