That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
MIDGETS
????
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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