there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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