i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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