so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
