just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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