Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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