Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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