Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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