My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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