Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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