When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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