White coat. Heels.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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