I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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