Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
