I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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