My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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