turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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