your parents love me but you hate me
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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