NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The adults are the big ones right?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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