ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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