Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
