You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
