do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
the raccoons are back...
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