Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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