Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize