I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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