I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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