doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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