Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
NoShamevember. You game?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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