Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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