She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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