Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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